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My Spanish girlfriend and I had been going for a bit when she told me with a wink, that she had ordered a book for us to have fun with, The Karma Sutra.
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I often worried that one day I'd show up at school in my underwear like in the cartoons, but this is so much worse!
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That piece-of-shit asshole has been donating kidneys anonymously over the past few weeks, and I know I for a fact was a recipient.
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Last time I cracked a joke someone told me, "It shouldn't be forced, it should come with the flow." NSFW
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